You need rebranding apc tells pdp

A fictional scenario!

Scene: A meeting between the All Progressives Congress (APC) and the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) in Nigeria.

APC Representative: "Comrades, we've been watching you from afar, and we think it's time for a change. Your brand has become stale, and it's affecting your chances of winning elections. We're here to offer our expertise in rebranding your party."

PDP Representative: "What makes you think you're qualified to rebrand us? You're the ones who've been struggling to govern this country effectively. We're the ones who've been in power for most of Nigeria's history."

APC Representative: "Ah, but that's exactly the point. We've learned from our mistakes, and we're willing to share our knowledge with you. Our rebranding strategy will focus on modernizing your image, highlighting your achievements, and appealing to a broader audience."

PDP Representative: "I'm not sure I'm comfortable with this. What's in it for you?"

APC Representative: "Well, let's just say that a stronger opposition party is good for democracy. And who knows, you might just become a more formidable opponent for us in the next elections. Plus, we're willing to offer some... 'incentives' for your cooperation."

PDP Representative: "Hmm, I'll need to discuss this with my team. But I suppose it couldn't hurt to explore the possibilities. When do you propose we start this rebranding process?"

APC Representative: "We can start immediately. Our team of experts will work closely with yours to develop a comprehensive rebranding strategy. And who knows, you might just find that our approach is the breath of fresh air your party needs."

PDP Representative: "Alright, let's do it. But don't think for a second that this means we're going to start singing your praises or anything like that. We're just looking for ways to improve our chances of winning."

APC Representative: "Of course, of course. We understand the politics of it all. Let's get started, then!"