Fake breaking news generator

Here's a fake breaking news generator:

Breaking News

URGENT - DEVELOPING STORY

[Insert Random Location]

BREAKING: [Insert Outrageous Event]

Reports are emerging of a [insert bizarre phenomenon] in [insert location], leaving authorities stunned and residents in shock.

Eyewitnesses describe the scene as "apocalyptic" as [insert ridiculous detail], with many calling it the "most bizarre incident in [insert location]'s history".

Details are still coming in, but sources close to the investigation confirm that [insert wild rumor].

Stay tuned for further updates as this story continues to unfold.

Some possible options:

• "BREAKING: Giant Squid Spotted Swimming Down Main Street in Small Town USA"
• "URGENT - DEVELOPING STORY: Mysterious Glowing Clouds Appear Over City, Residents Baffled"
• "BREAKING: Reports of Spontaneous Combustion of Local Pizza Joint, Owner Blames 'Kitchen Gremlins'"
• "URGENT - DEVELOPING STORY: Unidentified Flying Object Spotted Landing in Local Park, Witnesses Describe 'Alien-Like Beings'"
• "BREAKING: Mysterious 'Singing Rocks' Discovered in Remote Desert Region, Scientists Baffled"

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