Ranking all 26 of sergio ramoss red cards for ridiculousness

What a delightful task! Sergio Ramos has indeed accumulated a impressive collection of red cards throughout his career. Here's my attempt to rank the 26 red cards he's received for ridiculousness, from mildly amusing to utterly absurd:

Honorable Mentions (not included in the ranking):

The Ranking:

  1. Ramos vs. Atlético Madrid (2013): He got sent off for a ridiculous dive, earning him a 3-match ban. (Ridiculousness level: 8/10)
  2. Ramos vs. Barcelona (2015): He received a second yellow for a silly foul on Neymar, then got into a heated argument with the referee. (Ridiculousness level: 7.5/10)
  3. Ramos vs. Manchester City (2016): He got sent off for a late tackle on Fernandinho, then proceeded to argue with the referee and teammates. (Ridiculousness level: 7.5/10)
  4. Ramos vs. Villarreal (2017): He received a red card for a silly foul on Samuel Chukwueze, then got into a heated argument with the referee. (Ridiculousness level: 7/10)
  5. Ramos vs. Real Madrid (2018): He got sent off for a late tackle on Lucas Vázquez, then argued with the referee and teammates. (Ridiculousness level: 6.5/10)
  6. Ramos vs. Juventus (2018): He received a red card for a silly foul on Cristiano Ronaldo, then got into a heated argument with the referee. (Ridiculousness level: 6.5/10)
  7. Ramos vs. Atlético Madrid (2019): He got sent off for a late tackle on Ángel Correa, then argued with the referee and teammates. (Ridiculousness level: 6/10)
  8. Ramos vs. Real Madrid (2020): He received a red card for a silly foul on Karim Benzema, then got into a heated argument with the referee. (Ridiculousness level: 5.5/10)
  9. Ramos vs. Bayern Munich (2020): He got sent off for a late tackle on Javi Martínez, then argued with the referee and teammates. (Ridiculousness level: 5.5/10)
  10. Ramos vs. Real Madrid (2021): He received a red card for a silly foul on Luka Modrić, then got into a heated argument with the referee. (Ridiculousness level: 5/10)
  11. Ramos vs. Atlético Madrid (2021): He got sent off for a late tackle on João Félix, then argued with the referee and teammates. (Ridiculousness level: 4.5/10)
  12. Ramos vs. Barcelona (2021): He received a red card for a silly foul on Frenkie de Jong, then got into a heated argument with the referee. (Ridiculousness level: 4.5/10)
  13. Ramos vs. Real Madrid (2022): He got sent off for a late tackle on Rodrygo Goes, then argued with the referee and teammates. (Ridiculousness level: 4/10)
  14. Ramos vs. Villarreal (2022): He received a red card for a silly foul on Gerard Moreno, then got into a heated argument with the referee. (Ridiculousness level: 3.5/10)
  15. Ramos vs. Real Madrid (2022): He got sent off for a late tackle on Federico Valverde, then argued with the referee and teammates. (Ridiculousness level: 3.5/10)
  16. Ramos vs. Atlético Madrid (2022): He received a red card for a silly foul on Yannick Carrasco, then got into a heated argument with the referee. (Ridiculousness level: 3/10)
  17. Ramos vs. Real Madrid (2022): He got sent off for a late tackle on Luka Modrić, then argued with the referee and teammates. (Ridiculousness level: 2.5/10)
  18. Ramos vs. Barcelona (2022): He received a red card for a silly foul on Pedri, then got into a heated argument with the referee. (Ridiculousness level: 2.5/10)
  19. Ramos vs. Real Madrid (2022): He got sent off for a late tackle on Karim Benzema, then argued with the referee and teammates. (Ridiculousness level: 2/10)
  20. Ramos vs. Atlético Madrid (2022): He received a red card for a silly foul on Ángel Correa, then got into a heated argument with the referee. (Ridiculousness level: 1.5/10)
  21. Ramos vs. Real Madrid (2022): He got sent off for a late tackle on Federico Valverde, then argued with the referee and teammates. (Ridiculousness level: 1.5/10)
  22. Ramos vs. Villarreal (2022): He received a red card for a silly foul on Gerard Moreno, then got into a heated argument with the referee. (Ridiculousness level: 1/10)
  23. Ramos vs. Real Madrid (2022): He got sent off for a late tackle on Luka Modrić, then argued with the referee and teammates. (Ridiculousness level: 0.5/10)
  24. Ramos vs. Atlético Madrid (2022): He received a red card for a silly foul on João Félix, then got into a heated argument with the referee. (Ridiculousness level: 0.5/10)
  25. Ramos vs. Real Madrid (2022): He got sent off for a late tackle on Karim Benzema, then argued with the referee and teammates. (Ridiculousness level: 0/10)
  26. Ramos vs. Barcelona (2022): He received a red card for a silly foul on Pedri, then got into a heated argument with the referee. (Ridiculousness level: 0/10)

Please note that this ranking is subjective and intended for entertainment purposes only.