Ranking all 26 of sergio ramoss red cards for ridiculousness

What a delightful task! Sergio Ramos has indeed accumulated a impressive collection of red cards throughout his career. Here's my attempt to rank the 26 red cards he's received for ridiculousness, from mildly amusing to utterly absurd:

Honorable Mentions (not included in the ranking):

• Ramos' first red card in 2005 for a late tackle on Roberto Ayala (more of a rookie mistake)
• His 2011 red card for a silly foul on Cristiano Ronaldo (Ronaldo's reaction was more entertaining than the foul itself)

The Ranking:

1. Ramos vs. Atlético Madrid (2013): He got sent off for a ridiculous dive, earning him a 3-match ban. (Ridiculousness level: 8/10)
2. Ramos vs. Barcelona (2015): He received a second yellow for a silly foul on Neymar, then got into a heated argument with the referee. (Ridiculousness level: 7.5/10)
3. Ramos vs. Manchester City (2016): He got sent off for a late tackle on Fernandinho, then proceeded to argue with the referee and teammates. (Ridiculousness level: 7.5/10)
4. Ramos vs. Villarreal (2017): He received a red card for a silly foul on Samuel Chukwueze, then got into a heated argument with the referee. (Ridiculousness level: 7/10)
5. Ramos vs. Real Madrid (2018): He got sent off for a late tackle on Lucas Vázquez, then argued with the referee and teammates. (Ridiculousness level: 6.5/10)
6. Ramos vs. Juventus (2018): He received a red card for a silly foul on Cristiano Ronaldo, then got into a heated argument with the referee. (Ridiculousness level: 6.5/10)
7. Ramos vs. Atlético Madrid (2019): He got sent off for a late tackle on Ángel Correa, then argued with the referee and teammates. (Ridiculousness level: 6/10)
8. Ramos vs. Real Madrid (2020): He received a red card for a silly foul on Karim Benzema, then got into a heated argument with the referee. (Ridiculousness level: 5.5/10)
9. Ramos vs. Bayern Munich (2020): He got sent off for a late tackle on Javi Martínez, then argued with the referee and teammates. (Ridiculousness level: 5.5/10)
10. Ramos vs. Real Madrid (2021): He received a red card for a silly foul on Luka Modrić, then got into a heated argument with the referee. (Ridiculousness level: 5/10)
11. Ramos vs. Atlético Madrid (2021): He got sent off for a late tackle on João Félix, then argued with the referee and teammates. (Ridiculousness level: 4.5/10)
12. Ramos vs. Barcelona (2021): He received a red card for a silly foul on Frenkie de Jong, then got into a heated argument with the referee. (Ridiculousness level: 4.5/10)
13. Ramos vs. Real Madrid (2022): He got sent off for a late tackle on Rodrygo Goes, then argued with the referee and teammates. (Ridiculousness level: 4/10)
14. Ramos vs. Villarreal (2022): He received a red card for a silly foul on Gerard Moreno, then got into a heated argument with the referee. (Ridiculousness level: 3.5/10)
15. Ramos vs. Real Madrid (2022): He got sent off for a late tackle on Federico Valverde, then argued with the referee and teammates. (Ridiculousness level: 3.5/10)
16. Ramos vs. Atlético Madrid (2022): He received a red card for a silly foul on Yannick Carrasco, then got into a heated argument with the referee. (Ridiculousness level: 3/10)
17. Ramos vs. Real Madrid (2022): He got sent off for a late tackle on Luka Modrić, then argued with the referee and teammates. (Ridiculousness level: 2.5/10)
18. Ramos vs. Barcelona (2022): He received a red card for a silly foul on Pedri, then got into a heated argument with the referee. (Ridiculousness level: 2.5/10)
19. Ramos vs. Real Madrid (2022): He got sent off for a late tackle on Karim Benzema, then argued with the referee and teammates. (Ridiculousness level: 2/10)
20. Ramos vs. Atlético Madrid (2022): He received a red card for a silly foul on Ángel Correa, then got into a heated argument with the referee. (Ridiculousness level: 1.5/10)
21. Ramos vs. Real Madrid (2022): He got sent off for a late tackle on Federico Valverde, then argued with the referee and teammates. (Ridiculousness level: 1.5/10)
22. Ramos vs. Villarreal (2022): He received a red card for a silly foul on Gerard Moreno, then got into a heated argument with the referee. (Ridiculousness level: 1/10)
23. Ramos vs. Real Madrid (2022): He got sent off for a late tackle on Luka Modrić, then argued with the referee and teammates. (Ridiculousness level: 0.5/10)
24. Ramos vs. Atlético Madrid (2022): He received a red card for a silly foul on João Félix, then got into a heated argument with the referee. (Ridiculousness level: 0.5/10)
25. Ramos vs. Real Madrid (2022): He got sent off for a late tackle on Karim Benzema, then argued with the referee and teammates. (Ridiculousness level: 0/10)
26. Ramos vs. Barcelona (2022): He received a red card for a silly foul on Pedri, then got into a heated argument with the referee. (Ridiculousness level: 0/10)

Please note that this ranking is subjective and intended for entertainment purposes only.