New week quotes funny

A new week! Here are some funny quotes to kick it off:

1. "Monday morning is like a hangover. It's like, 'What did I do last night?'" - Unknown
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode." - Unknown
3. "The only thing I like better than talking about myself is talking about myself on a Monday." - Unknown
4. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right. There's a difference." - Unknown
5. "Coffee, because adulting is hard." - Unknown
6. "I'm not late, I'm just fashionably delayed." - Unknown
7. "Monday morning: where the only thing more exhausting than the day ahead is the thought of getting out of bed." - Unknown
8. "I'm not arguing, I'm just passionately expressing my point of view while completely dismissing yours." - Unknown
9. "The only thing I'm trying to do on a Monday is survive until Friday." - Unknown
10. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on a permanent vacation from responsibility." - Unknown

Hope these quotes bring a smile to your face and help you tackle the new week with humor!