Headline news d punch

Here are some possible headline news articles with a punch:

1. "BREAKING: Scientists Discover Cure for Monday Blues, World Celebrates"

2. "NASA Announces Discovery of New Planet, Immediately Renames it 'Taco Tuesday'"

3. "Local Man Sets New Record for Most Pizza Eaten in One Sitting, Still Not Full"

4. "BREAKING: World Leaders Unite to Declare 'National Nap Time' a Global Holiday"

5. "New Study Reveals Most People's Favorite Food is Actually Just a Vehicle for Cheese"

6. "BREAKING: Mysterious 'Squirrel Uprising' Spreads Across City, Squirrels Demand More Nuts"

7. "Local Gym Introduces 'Couch-to-5K' Program, Instantly Becomes Most Popular Class"

8. "BREAKING: Scientists Create Robot That Can Cook Perfect Grilled Cheese, World Mourns Loss of Human Skill"

9. "New App Allows Users to Order Food, Have it Delivered, and Still Get Fries, World Changes Forever"

10. "BREAKING: World's Largest Water Balloon Fight Erupts in City Square, No Injuries Reported (Yet)"

I hope these headlines bring a smile to your face!