Funny news in pidgin

Wahala dey! Here be some funny news in Pidgin:

1. "Nigeria Customs seize 40,000 pairs of shoes, say dem dey smuggle 'em from China" - Who knew shoes could be so sneaky?
2. "Lagos State Government announce say dem go dey provide free Wi-Fi for all residents... but only if dem dey wear shoes" - Ah, priorities!
3. "Man in Delta State claim say him get special powers from juju, say him can make people dance like Fela" - Fela's spirit must be proud!
4. "Police arrest 10 people for stealing 100,000 naira from a church... but dem say dem dey use am to buy 'miracle water'" - Only in Nigeria, right?
5. "New study show say eating too much jollof rice can cause 'big belle'... but dem no say how to get rid of am" - Jollof rice lovers, beware!
6. "Man in Abuja claim say him get 10 wives, say dem dey love am too much" - Polygamy, Nigerian style!
7. "Government announce say dem go dey provide free education for all... but only if dem dey attend school in Yoruba language" - Ah, the power of language!
8. "Man in Port Harcourt claim say him get special powers from his grandmother, say him can make people laugh like Basketmouth" - Basketmouth's spirit must be proud!
9. "New law pass say all drivers must wear seatbelts... but dem no say how to make dem fit dem big belle" - Safety first, but priorities last!
10. "Man in Lagos claim say him get 100,000 followers on Instagram, say dem dey love am too much... but dem no say what him post" - Ah, the power of social media!

Wahala dey, indeed!