Funny happy new month text messages

Here are some funny happy new month text messages you can send to your friends and family:

1. "Happy new month! May this month be better than the last one... or at least not as terrible"
2. "New month, who dis? Just kidding, it's still me, but with a fresh start"
3. "Happy new month! May your bank account be replenished, your stress levels decrease, and your Netflix subscription remain uninterrupted"
4. "New month, new me... just kidding, I'm still the same old me, but with a new excuse to procrastinate"
5. "Happy new month! May your coffee be strong, your Wi-Fi be fast, and your memes be on point"
6. "New month, new goals... or at least new excuses to avoid doing laundry"
7. "Happy new month! May your month be filled with laughter, love, and only a few minor catastrophes"
8. "New month, new opportunities... or at least new opportunities to binge-watch your favorite shows"
9. "Happy new month! May your month be as bright and beautiful as your smile"
10. "New month, new me... just kidding, I'm still the same old me, but with a new excuse to eat more pizza"
11. "Happy new month! May your month be filled with adventure, excitement, and only a few minor hangovers"
12. "New month, new goals... or at least new goals to procrastinate on"
13. "Happy new month! May your month be as smooth as your favorite song"
14. "New month, new me... just kidding, I'm still the same old me, but with a new excuse to take a nap"
15. "Happy new month! May your month be filled with joy, laughter, and only a few minor mishaps"

Remember to keep it light-hearted and playful, and to tailor the message to the person you're sending it to. Happy new month!