Funny happy new month messages

Here are some funny happy new month messages:

1. "Happy new month! May this month be better than the last one, and if not, may you at least have a good excuse for why it's not."
2. "New month, who dis? Just kidding, it's still the same old you, but with a fresh new calendar page"
3. "Happy new month! May your bank account be replenished, your stress levels decrease, and your Netflix password still work"
4. "New month, new me... just kidding, I'm still the same old me, but with a new excuse for why I haven't done my laundry"
5. "Happy new month! May your coffee be strong, your Wi-Fi be fast, and your procrastination skills be on point"
6. "New month, new goals... or at least, new excuses for why I haven't achieved my old goals"
7. "Happy new month! May your social media feeds be filled with good news, your inbox be empty, and your cat still be cute"
8. "New month, new me... or at least, new me with a fresh new haircut"
9. "Happy new month! May your days be sunny, your nights be cozy, and your snacks be plentiful"
10. "New month, new me... or at least, new me with a new favorite meme"
11. "Happy new month! May your to-do list be short, your deadlines be far away, and your Netflix shows be endless"
12. "New month, new me... or at least, new me with a new favorite song to sing in the shower"
13. "Happy new month! May your mornings be bright, your afternoons be relaxing, and your evenings be fun"
14. "New month, new me... or at least, new me with a new favorite food to eat for breakfast"
15. "Happy new month! May your life be filled with laughter, your heart be filled with joy, and your belly be filled with pizza"

I hope these funny happy new month messages bring a smile to someone's face!