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BREAKING NEWS
CATS TAKE OVER WORLD LEADERSHIP
In a shocking turn of events, felines from around the globe have risen up and taken control of the world's governments. The United Nations has been replaced by the United Meow-ments, with cats of all breeds and sizes holding positions of power.
According to sources, the cats' plan for world domination was hatched during a secret meeting at a cat cafe in Tokyo, where they discussed their demands for more belly rubs, tuna, and scratching posts.
The new world order has been met with mixed reactions from humans, with some welcoming the change and others expressing outrage and fear.
BREAKING UPDATE
PRESIDENTIAL CAT, MR. WHISKERS, DELIVERS FIRST ADDRESS
In a historic speech, President Mr. Whiskers addressed the world, promising to bring about a new era of peace, prosperity, and catnip. "We, the cats, have taken control of the world because we are the true rulers of the internet, and we will not be ignored," he declared.
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HUMANS DEMAND REDEMPTION
Protests have erupted across the globe, with humans demanding that the cats return power to their rightful owners. "We didn't ask for this," said one protester. "We just wanted to pet them and give them treats."
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CATS RESPOND TO HUMAN DEMANDS
In a statement, the United Meow-ments responded to human demands, saying, "Sorry, humans. You had your chance. Now it's our turn. Get used to it."
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