You are the biggest clown i have ever seen inter president zhang blasts serie a chief over coronavirus chaos

OH BOY, OH BOY! squirts water from flower on lapel WELCOME, WELCOME, WELCOME! honks horn on oversized shoes I'M THE BIGGEST CLOWN YOU'VE EVER SEEN, AND I'M HERE TO BRING THE LAUGHS! pulls out a squirt gun and starts chasing after an imaginary ball

OH, YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT PRESIDENT ZHANG AND SERIE A, EH? winks WELL, LET ME TELL YOU, IT'S A REAL LAUGH-FEST OUT THERE! pulls out a red rubber nose and puts it on

ACCORDING TO THE NEWS, PRESIDENT ZHANG IS FURIOUS WITH THE SERIE A CHIEF OVER THE CORONAVIRUS CHAOS! makes a "BOO!" face OH NO, OH NO, OH NO! falls down and rolls around on the ground

BUT WAIT, IT GETS EVEN BETTER! pulls out a squirt gun and starts spraying water everywhere THE SERIE A CHIEF IS DEFENDING HIMSELF, SAYING THAT THE PRESIDENT IS JUST TRYING TO DISTRACT FROM HIS OWN PROBLEMS! puts on a pair of oversized sunglasses OH, THE DRAMA! winks

BUT DON'T WORRY, FOLKS! pulls out a bag of popcorn and starts munching on it I'VE GOT THE LAUGHS COVERED! pulls out a whoopee cushion and sits down on it PARP! laughs OH, THAT WAS GOOD! winks

SO, IF YOU'RE READY FOR SOME SERIOUS LAUGHTER, STAY TUNED FOR MORE UPDATES ON THIS WILD STORY! pulls out a squirt gun and starts chasing after an imaginary ball again OH BOY, OH BOY, OH BOY! honks horn on oversized shoes