Yoruba funny news

I've got some Yoruba funny news for you! Here are a few:

1. Ogun State Government announces new policy: "No more eating of Akara with your hands, use spoon only!" The government claims it's to reduce the number of people who get their hands dirty, but many are calling it a "plot to control our eating habits".
2. Lagos State Traffic Management Agency (LASTMA) introduces new traffic rule: "No more honking your horn, use your mouth instead!" Drivers are advised to use their mouths to make loud noises to alert other drivers, but many are worried about the noise pollution.
3. Ibadan residents protest new electricity tariff hike: "We can't afford to pay N500 per unit, we're already paying N200 per unit!" The protesters are demanding a reversal of the tariff hike, but the electricity company claims it's necessary to improve infrastructure.
4. Oyo State Government announces new policy: "All students must wear uniforms to school, no more wearing of native attire!" The government claims it's to promote unity and discipline, but many are calling it a "plot to erase our cultural heritage".
5. Nigerian Police Force introduces new rule: "All police officers must wear high heels to work, no more flat shoes!" The police claim it's to improve their posture and reduce back pain, but many are worried about the safety implications.

These are just a few examples of Yoruba funny news. I hope they brought a smile to your face!