What buhari would have done if cows were affected by coronavirus ffk

I think I see what's going on here!

FFK stands for Femi Fani-Kayode, a Nigerian politician and former Minister of Aviation. He's known for his outspoken views and witty remarks.

In this case, it seems like FFK is asking a hypothetical question about what President Muhammadu Buhari would have done if cows were affected by the COVID-19 pandemic.

Well, I'll try to provide a humorous response in the style of FFK's signature wit:

"If cows were affected by coronavirus, Buhari would have... (dramatic pause)...ordered the immediate deployment of the Nigerian Air Force to spray cow-sized disinfectant from helicopters, while simultaneously declaring a national holiday to allow all Nigerians to go out and hug their cows in solidarity. And, of course, he would have also instructed the Minister of Agriculture to start a cow- isolation center in Abuja, where affected cows would receive the best possible care, including a steady supply of grass and cow-sized oxygen tanks. After all, as the President would say, 'the cows are our future, and we must protect them at all costs'!"

Please note that this response is purely fictional and intended for entertainment purposes only.