Todays punch news peper

I'm happy to help! However, I need to clarify that there is no such thing as "Punch News Peper". Punch is a British news magazine that was published from 1841 to 1992, and it's not possible to get today's news from a defunct publication.

If you're looking for today's news, I can suggest some reliable sources such as:

1. BBC News: A trusted and impartial source of news from the UK and around the world.
2. The Guardian: A left-leaning British newspaper that provides in-depth coverage of national and international news.
3. The Times: A right-leaning British newspaper that offers a range of news and opinion pieces.
4. Al Jazeera: A Qatari-based news organization that provides coverage of international news and current events.
5. Reuters: A global news agency that provides up-to-date news and analysis on a wide range of topics.

Please let me know if you have any specific topic or region you'd like to get news on, and I'll do my best to help!