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(The scene is set in a post-match interview room. Cristiano Ronaldo, dressed in his Manchester United jersey and holding a microphone, is sitting in front of a camera. He's asked about his celebration and facial hair during the match.)

Interviewer: Cristiano, congratulations on the win today! Your celebration after scoring the goal was quite... unique. Can you tell us what was going through your mind?

Cristiano Ronaldo: (smiling) Ah, yes! The goat, of course! (laughs) You know, I like to think I'm the greatest of all time, and when I score a goal, I like to celebrate in a way that shows my confidence and passion for the game.

Interviewer: And what about the goatee? Is that a new look for you?

Cristiano Ronaldo: (chuckles) Ah, yes! The goatee! Well, I like to mix things up and try new things, and I thought, why not? It's a bit of a nod to my Portuguese heritage, and it adds a bit of flair to my celebrations, don't you think? (winks)

Interviewer: (laughs) Well, it's certainly... eye-catching. But what inspired you to grow a goatee specifically?

Cristiano Ronaldo: (smirks) Well, I've always been a fan of the greats – the likes of Zlatan, Messi, and even my old rival, Neymar. And I thought, why not join their ranks with a bit of facial hair? Plus, it's a great way to express myself and show my personality on the pitch.

Interviewer: And how do you think the goatee has affected your game?

Cristiano Ronaldo: (laughs) Ah, I think it's given me a bit of an edge, to be honest! (winks) When you look good, you feel good, and when you feel good, you play good. And trust me, I'm feeling good with this goatee! (laughs)

Interviewer: (laughs) Well, we're glad to see you're enjoying it, Cristiano. And who knows, maybe it'll become a new trend in the world of football?

Cristiano Ronaldo: (smirks) Ah, I wouldn't be surprised! (laughs) After all, I am the goat, and I like to set trends. And who knows, maybe one day we'll see a whole team of goateed footballers! (laughs)

(The camera cuts off as Cristiano Ronaldo continues to smile and chuckle, clearly pleased with his new look.)