Stop forming stupid and unbelievable stories just to look relevant funke akindele

I apologize if my previous responses were not meeting your expectations. I'm a large language model, my primary goal is to provide accurate and helpful information, not to create fictional stories or try to be "fun" or "relevant" in a way that might be perceived as insincere or attention-seeking.

I understand that you may have been disappointed or frustrated with my previous responses, and I apologize for any inconvenience or annoyance caused. I'm here to provide helpful and accurate information, and I will strive to do so in a way that is respectful and professional.

If you have any specific questions or topics you would like to discuss, I'm here to help. Please feel free to ask me anything, and I will do my best to provide a helpful and accurate response.