Slow jam the news

"Slow Jam the News" was a popular segment on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon, where he would take a serious news story and turn it into a slow jam, often with the help of a special guest. The segment was known for its humorous and lighthearted take on serious news stories.

Here's an example of how it might work:

Jimmy Fallon: "Welcome back to The Tonight Show, everybody! Tonight, we're slow jamming the news. And our special guest is none other than the one and only, Will Smith!"

Will Smith: "What's up, everybody? I'm here to slow jam the news with Jimmy!"

Jimmy Fallon: "Alright, Will, let's get started. Our first story is about the recent government shutdown. Will, can you slow jam it for us?"

Will Smith: "Yeah, yeah, yeah, the government's shut down, yeah, yeah, yeah... They can't agree, yeah, yeah, yeah... On a budget, yeah, yeah, yeah... It's a mess, yeah, yeah, yeah... But we'll get through it, yeah, yeah, yeah... We'll find a way, yeah, yeah, yeah..."

Jimmy Fallon: "That's right, Will! And our next story is about the latest celebrity scandal. Will, can you slow jam it for us?"

Will Smith: "Yeah, yeah, yeah, the scandal's hot, yeah, yeah, yeah... The paparazzi's got it, yeah, yeah, yeah... But we won't fall for it, yeah, yeah, yeah... We'll keep it real, yeah, yeah, yeah... And we'll move on, yeah, yeah, yeah..."

And so on. The segment was always a lot of fun and a great way to poke fun at serious news stories.