Silly news
I've got some silly news for you!
Breaking News
- A cat in Japan has been elected as a mayor of a small town. The cat, named "Mayor Whiskers," has promised to improve the town's catnip supply and reduce the number of dog parks.
- A group of scientists have discovered a new species of jellyfish that can turn itself into a pizza. The "Jelly-Pie" has a crispy crust and can be topped with your favorite toppings.
- A man in the UK has set a new world record for the most hamburgers eaten in one sitting. He consumed 50 burgers in 30 minutes, but then had to be rolled out of the restaurant on a stretcher.
- A new species of dinosaur has been discovered in Argentina, and it's a giant chicken. The "Cluckasaurus Rex" is estimated to be 10 feet tall and has a beak that can crush a car.
- A group of friends in the US have started a petition to make "National Pizza Day" a federal holiday. They argue that it's the most important day of the year and that everyone should be allowed to take the day off to eat pizza.
International News
- A group of pandas in China have been caught playing poker in a secret underground casino. The pandas were using bamboo sticks as chips and were winning big against the other animals.
- A new species of fish has been discovered in the Amazon River that can change its color to match its surroundings. The "Chameleon Fish" is estimated to be worth millions of dollars on the black market.
- A group of aliens have landed on Earth and are demanding to be taken to the nearest Taco Bell. They claim that they have been traveling through space for millions of years and are craving a Crunchwrap Supreme.
Sports News
- A new sport has been invented called "Extreme Ironing." Players must iron a shirt while doing extreme stunts, such as skydiving or bungee jumping.
- A group of professional snail racers have formed a union to demand better working conditions and more slime.
- A new record has been set for the longest marathon running backwards. The runner completed 26.2 miles in 4 hours and 30 minutes, but then tripped and fell on the finish line.
I hope you enjoyed these silly news stories!