Premier league transfer breaking news

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BREAKING: Manchester United Sign £80m Star

Manchester United have completed the signing of Borussia Dortmund's Erling Braut Haaland for a whopping £80m! The Norwegian sensation has signed a 5-year deal with the Red Devils, ending months of speculation. Haaland is expected to make his debut against Chelsea in the Premier League opener.

LATEST: Liverpool Set to Sign £50m Midfielder

Liverpool are closing in on a £50m deal for Leicester City's Youri Tielemans! The Belgian midfielder has been a long-term target for the Reds, and it seems they're finally ready to make a move. Tielemans is expected to sign a 5-year deal and join the likes of Thiago Alcantara and Fabinho in the Liverpool midfield.

TRANSFER UPDATE: Arsenal Land £30m Striker

Arsenal have completed the signing of Real Sociedad's Alexander Isak for £30m! The Swedish striker has signed a 5-year deal with the Gunners, providing a much-needed boost to their attacking options. Isak is expected to make his debut against Fulham in the Premier League.

BREAKING: Tottenham Sign £20m Defender

Tottenham have signed £20m-rated defender, Dayot Upamecano, from RB Leipzig! The French center-back has signed a 5-year deal with the Lilywhites, providing a much-needed upgrade to their defense. Upamecano is expected to make his debut against Everton in the Premier League.

TRANSFER RUMORS: Chelsea Eye £60m Midfielder

Chelsea are reportedly eyeing a £60m move for Juventus midfielder, Arthur Melo! The Brazilian midfielder has been a long-term target for the Blues, and it seems they're ready to make a move. However, Juventus are said to be reluctant to sell, and a deal may not be imminent.

Stay tuned for more transfer updates and rumors!