Pirates announce jersey numbers full squad video

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Here's a possible script for a video announcing the Pirates' jersey numbers for the full squad:

[Opening shot of a pirate ship sailing through the Caribbean, with the Jolly Roger flag waving in the wind]

Narrator (in a pirate accent): "Ahoy, mateys! The Pirates be back, and we be bringin' ye the scoop on the entire squad's jersey numbers! So hoist the colors and set course for the Pirates' locker room!"

[Cut to a shot of the Pirates' logo, with the numbers 1-25 displayed on screen]

Narrator: "Here be the numbers for our fearless captain, [Captain's Name], wearin' the number [Captain's Number]."

[Cut to a shot of the captain, with the number displayed on screen]

Narrator: "And here be the numbers for our swashbucklin' starting lineup: [Player 1], wearin' the number [Player 1's Number]; [Player 2], wearin' the number [Player 2's Number]; [Player 3], wearin' the number [Player 3's Number]; and so on..."

[Cut to a montage of the entire squad, with their numbers displayed on screen]

Narrator: "And don't ye worry, mateys, we've got ye covered from the top to the bottom of the roster! From our trusty first baseman, [Player 4], wearin' the number [Player 4's Number], to our speedy center fielder, [Player 5], wearin' the number [Player 5's Number]..."

[Cut to a shot of the entire squad, with the numbers displayed on screen]

Narrator: "So there ye have it, mateys! The Pirates' jersey numbers for the entire squad! Now go forth and cheer on yer favorite buccaneers as they set sail for a season of adventure and victory!"

[Closing shot of the pirate ship sailing off into the sunset, with the Jolly Roger flag still waving]

Narrator: "Fair winds and following seas, me hearties!"

[The video ends with the Pirates' logo and the tagline "Pirates Baseball: Where the Fun Never Sets"]