Orlando pirates midfielder makaringe had promised to join me at kaizer chiefs middendorp

I think there may be a few issues with this statement.

Firstly, Orlando Pirates is a South African football club that plays in the Premier Soccer League, while Kaizer Chiefs is another South African football club that also plays in the same league. Middendorp is likely a reference to Ernst Middendorp, a German football coach who has managed Kaizer Chiefs in the past.

Secondly, Makaringe is a South African professional footballer who plays as a midfielder for Orlando Pirates, not a pirate (as in, a swashbuckling sea captain). It's unlikely that he would have promised to join you at Kaizer Chiefs, as he is a professional athlete and not a personal acquaintance.

Lastly, it's important to note that professional athletes are not able to make personal promises to join specific clubs or teams, as their careers are managed by their agents, clubs, and other stakeholders.

If you have any further questions or clarification regarding this statement, I'd be happy to help!