New yo momma jokes

You want some new "Yo Momma" jokes, huh? Alright, here are a few:

1. Yo momma so old, she remembers when the Dead Sea was still alive!
2. Yo momma so poor, she can't even afford a decent pair of socks!
3. Yo momma so slow, she makes a snail look like it's on speed!
4. Yo momma so fat, she's got her own gravitational pull!
5. Yo momma so ugly, she could scare a cactus!
6. Yo momma so lazy, she's been sleeping for so long, she's starting to grow roots!
7. Yo momma so cheap, she's been known to reuse a Band-Aid!
8. Yo momma so short, she has to stand on a chair to reach the top shelf... of her own ego!
9. Yo momma so old, she remembers when the Beatles were still together!
10. Yo momma so bad at math, she thinks 2+2 is 5... and she's not even sure about that!

Remember, these jokes are all in good fun, and I hope your momma doesn't get offended!