New telegraph headlines today

Here are some fictional telegraph headlines for today:

WORLD NEWS

• LONDON, ENGLAND - QUEEN VICTORIA'S HEALTH TAKES TURN FOR WORSE; DOCTORS CONFIDENT OF RECOVERY
• PARIS, FRANCE - NAPOLEON III'S POPULARITY SOARS AFTER SUCCESSFUL MILITARY CAMPAIGN IN ITALY
• WASHINGTON, D.C. - PRESIDENT LINCOLN DELIVERS EMANCIPATION PROCLAMATION, ABOLISHING SLAVERY IN ALL U.S. TERRITORIES

EUROPEAN NEWS

• BERLIN, GERMANY - PRUSSIAN KING FREDERICK WILLIAM IV DIES SUDDENLY; SUCCESSOR ANNOUNCED
• VIENNA, AUSTRIA - EMPEROR FRANZ JOSEPH'S DAUGHTER, ARCHDUCHESSE SOPHIE, MARRIES PRINCE FRANZ OF SAXONY
• MADRID, SPAIN - QUEEN ISABEL II'S GOVERNMENT CRISIS DEEPENS AS OPPOSITION LEADERS DEMAND REFORMS

ASIAN NEWS

• PEKING, CHINA - EMPEROR XIANFENG ISSUES EDICT REFORMING CHINESE EDUCATION SYSTEM
• TOKYO, JAPAN - SAMURAI REBELS LAUNCH ATTACK ON TOKYO CASTLE; GOVERNMENT FORCES RESPOND WITH FORCE
• CALCUTTA, INDIA - BRITISH EAST INDIA COMPANY ANNOUNCES NEW TRADE AGREEMENT WITH MUGHAL EMPIRE

AMERICAN NEWS

• NEW YORK CITY, USA - STOCK MARKET CRASHES AS PANIC SPREADS AMONG INVESTORS
• SAN FRANCISCO, USA - CALIFORNIA GOLD RUSH INTENSIFIES AS MINERS FLOCK TO NEW DISCOVERIES
• CHICAGO, USA - ILLINOIS CENTRAL RAILROAD COMPANY ANNOUNCES PLANS FOR NEW TRANSCONTINENTAL RAIL LINE