New one liners

Here are some new one-liners:

1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
3. "I'm not arguing, I'm just passionately expressing my point of view while completely dismissing yours."
4. "I'm not late, I'm just fashionably delayed."
5. "I'm not forgetful, I'm just experiencing temporary memory loss... every day."
6. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
7. "I'm not arguing, I'm just having a spirited discussion... that I'm winning."
8. "I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just a master of time management... in my head."
9. "I'm not a hoarder, I'm just a collector of sentimental items... and dust."
10. "I'm not a night owl, I'm just a bat."
11. "I'm not a perfectionist, I'm just a perfection-ist-ential crisis waiting to happen."
12. "I'm not a control freak, I'm just a detail-oriented individual with a strong sense of direction."
13. "I'm not a people person, I'm just a social butterfly with a severe case of social anxiety."
14. "I'm not a morning person, I'm just a zombie in disguise."
15. "I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just a master of the art of doing things at the last minute."

I hope you find these one-liners amusing!