New funny whatsapp status

Here are some new funny WhatsApp status ideas:

For Friends

1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode"
2. "Life is short, but my attention span is even shorter"
3. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right"
4. "I'm not late, I'm just fashionably delayed"
5. "My brain is 90% useless information, but the remaining 10% is pure genius"

For Family

1. "I love you more than pizza, but let's be real, pizza is a close second"
2. "Family is not an important thing. It's everything"
3. "I'm not a morning person, but I'm making an exception for family time"
4. "You're not my mom, but you're the next best thing"
5. "I'm not arguing with you, I'm just passionately expressing my point of view while completely dismissing yours"

For Lovers

1. "You're the reason I wake up with a smile on my face, and the reason I fall asleep with a smile on my face"
2. "I love you more with every passing day, but let's be real, I'm still working on it"
3. "You're my person, my partner in crime, and my favorite human to annoy"
4. "I'm not saying you're perfect, but you're perfect for me"
5. "I love you more than words can express, but let's be real, I'm not that good with words"

For Random Fun

1. "I'm not a morning person, but I'm a coffee person"
2. "Life is like a video game, except when you die, you don't get to start over"
3. "I'm not arguing, I'm just passionately expressing my point of view while completely dismissing yours (just kidding, I'm arguing)"
4. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on a permanent vacation from adulting"
5. "I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals, I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants"

Feel free to pick the one that suits your mood and style!