New friends quotes funny

Here are some funny quotes about making new friends:

1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on friend-making pause."
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right. Want to be my friend?"
3. "I'm not shy, I'm just selectively social. Want to be my friend?"
4. "I'm not awkward, I'm just... enthusiastic. Yeah, that's it."
5. "I'm not a bad listener, I'm just really good at thinking about my response while you're talking."
6. "I'm not a morning person, but I'll make an exception for coffee and new friends."
7. "I'm not a night owl, but I'll stay up late for Netflix and new friends."
8. "I'm not a foodie, but I'll eat anything for new friends."
9. "I'm not a morning person, but I'll make an exception for brunch and new friends."
10. "I'm not a night owl, but I'll stay up late for karaoke and new friends."
11. "I'm not a party animal, but I'll attend a party for new friends."
12. "I'm not a bookworm, but I'll read a book for new friends."
13. "I'm not a movie buff, but I'll watch a movie for new friends."
14. "I'm not a music lover, but I'll listen to music for new friends."
15. "I'm not a sports fan, but I'll watch a game for new friends."
16. "I'm not a gamer, but I'll play a game for new friends."
17. "I'm not a thrill-seeker, but I'll try something new for new friends."
18. "I'm not a homebody, but I'll leave my house for new friends."
19. "I'm not a social butterfly, but I'll attend a social event for new friends."
20. "I'm not a people person, but I'll talk to people for new friends."

I hope these quotes bring a smile to your face and inspire you to make some new friends!