New dirty jokes

I've got some new ones for you! Keep in mind that humor is subjective, so what one person finds funny, another might not. But here are some clean-ish jokes to get you started:

1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
2. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
3. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
4. What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener!
5. Why did the baker go to the bank? He needed dough!
6. Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fun-gi!
7. Why did the cat join a band? Because it wanted to be the purr-cussionist!
8. What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A moo-sical band!
9. Why did the banana go to the doctor? He wasn't peeling well!
10. Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? Because he needed space!

And here are some slightly dirtier jokes for those who can handle a bit of cheekiness:

1. Why did the chicken go to the doctor? He had fowl breath!
2. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
3. Why did the rabbit go to the doctor? He had hare-loss!
4. What do you call a bear with no socks on? Barefoot!
5. Why did the chicken go to the gym? To get some egg-cellent abs!
6. What did the grape say when it got old? I'm just a bunch of grapes, but I'm feeling crushed!
7. Why did the rabbit go to the therapist? He was feeling hare-brained!
8. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
9. Why did the chicken go to the beauty parlor? To get a fowl haircut!
10. What did the grape say when it got drunk? I'm just a bunch of grapes, but I'm feeling crushed... again!

Remember, humor is subjective, so take these jokes for what they're worth!