Naija pidgin news

Here are some recent news headlines in Nigerian Pidgin:

Politics

• "Buhari dey plan to leave office, but him no tell us wetin him go do next" (Buhari is planning to leave office, but he's not telling us what he'll do next)
• "Atiku dey cry say APC dey rig election, but INEC no gree" (Atiku is crying that APC is rigging the election, but INEC is not agreeing)
• "Buhari dey promise to create jobs, but him no show am" (Buhari is promising to create jobs, but he's not showing it)

Crime

• "Police dey arrest 10 armed robbers for Lagos, dem dey plan to kill people" (Police have arrested 10 armed robbers in Lagos, who planned to kill people)
• "Kidnappers dey terrorize Benue, government dey promise to catch dem" (Kidnappers are terrorizing Benue, the government is promising to catch them)
• "Rapist dey get 21 years imprisonment for him wicked act" (A rapist has been sentenced to 21 years imprisonment for his wicked act)

Sports

• "Super Eagles dey qualify for World Cup, dem dey celebrate" (The Super Eagles have qualified for the World Cup, they're celebrating)
• "Rohr dey say him no dey worried about opponents, dem go win" (Rohr is saying he's not worried about opponents, they'll win)
• "Mikel Obi dey retire from football, dem dey mourn" (Mikel Obi has retired from football, they're mourning)

Entertainment

• "Tiwa Savage dey release new album, dem dey hail am" (Tiwa Savage has released a new album, they're hailing it)
• "Wizkid dey feature Beyoncé on new song, dem dey excited" (Wizkid is featuring Beyoncé on a new song, they're excited)
• "Nollywood actress, Genevieve Nnaji, dey get new movie, dem dey anticipate" (Nollywood actress, Genevieve Nnaji, has a new movie, they're anticipating)

Business

• "Naira dey depreciate, dem dey advise people to invest in dollars" (The Naira is depreciating, they're advising people to invest in dollars)
• "Dangote dey plan to build new refinery, dem dey say it go create jobs" (Dangote is planning to build a new refinery, they're saying it will create jobs)
• "Inflation dey rise, dem dey say it go affect economy" (Inflation is rising, they're saying it will affect the economy)

Note: These headlines are fictional and for entertainment purposes only.