I might have to play in defence for man united against swansea mourinho

I think there may be a few issues with that scenario!

Firstly, Manchester United is a professional football club that competes in the Premier League, and it's highly unlikely that you would be playing for them, let alone in defense, against Swansea City.

Secondly, José Mourinho is a former manager of Manchester United, but he left the club in 2018 and is currently not involved with the team.

Lastly, Swansea City is a Welsh football club that currently plays in the English Football League Championship (the second tier of English football), not the Premier League.

So, while I'm happy to play along with this hypothetical scenario, I think it's important to note that it's not based in reality.