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However, I need to clarify that "http punch breaking news today" doesn't seem to be a specific news article or headline. It appears to be a phrase that doesn't make sense.

Could you please provide more context or clarify what you're looking for? Are you searching for breaking news on a specific topic or event? Or perhaps you're looking for a humorous take on the phrase?

If you're looking for breaking news, I can suggest some reliable news sources that you can check out. Alternatively, if you'd like to create a humorous take on the phrase, I'd be happy to help with that too!