Headline news punch

Here are some headline news-style puns:

1. "BREAKING: Cat-astrophic Weather Alert Issued for Feline Fans"
2. "New Study Reveals Shocking Truth: Pizza is the Answer to Life's Biggest Questions"
3. "Local Man Arrested for 'Fowl' Play in Chicken Nugget Heist"
4. "Scientists Discover Cure for Monday Blues: It's Called 'Friday'"
5. "BREAKING: Alien Invasion Foiled by Overwhelming Amount of Netflix Shows"
6. "New Research Finds Link Between Coffee Consumption and Increased Productivity (and Caffeine-Fueled Procrastination)"
7. "Area Man's Cat Found to be Secretly Running the World (and His Life)"
8. "BREAKING: New Study Reveals Most People's Favorite Food is Actually Just 'Food'"
9. "Local Business Owner Arrested for 'Brew-tal' Behavior at Coffee Shop"
10. "Scientists Discover Hidden Talent for Playing the Harmonica with Your Feet"

I hope these puns bring a smile to your face!