Gistmania news headlines

Here are some fictional news headlines in the style of Gistmania:

Politics

1. "BREAKING: Buhari's Approval Rating Hits New Low as Nigerians Protest Unemployment"
2. "APC Crisis Deepens as Governors, Senators Trade Accusations Over Party Leadership"
3. "PDP Wins Big in Ekiti Governorship Election, Defeats APC"

Entertainment

1. "Tiwa Savage's New Album Debuts at Number One on Billboard Charts"
2. "Wizkid's 'Made in Lagos' Concert Sells Out in Record Time"
3. "Nollywood Actress, Genevieve Nnaji, Lands Hollywood Role in Upcoming Movie"

Sports

1. "Super Eagles Crash Out of AFCON 2023 After Shocking Defeat to Egypt"
2. "Rangers International FC Wins Nigerian Professional Football League Title"
3. "Nigerian Athlete, Ese Brume, Wins Gold Medal at World Championships"

Business

1. "Nigerian Stock Exchange Plunges as Oil Prices Fall to 18-Year Low"
2. "Dangote Cement to Invest $1 Billion in New Plant in Lagos"
3. "Jumia Nigeria Raises $100 Million in Funding Round"

Crime

1. "Police Arrest Notorious Kidnapper, Evans, in Lagos"
2. "Robbery Gang Strikes in Abuja, Makes Off with Millions of Naira"
3. "Nigerian Army Foils Boko Haram Attack in Maiduguri"

Education

1. "ASUU Strike Enters Third Week as Lecturers Demand Better Working Conditions"
2. "University of Lagos Ranks Among Top 10 in Africa in New Ranking"
3. "Nigerian Student Wins International Science Competition"

These are just some examples of the types of news headlines you might find on Gistmania.