Funny welcome message for new team member

Here are some funny welcome message ideas for a new team member:

  1. "Welcome to the team! We're thrilled to have you on board. Just a heads up, our coffee machine is always broken, but our jokes are always on point."
  2. "You're officially part of the crazy crew! We're excited to have you join us on this wild ride. Don't worry, we'll try to keep you sane."
  3. "Welcome to the team! We're glad you're here to help us make our company a better place. Or, you know, at least to tolerate our shenanigans."
  4. "You're now part of the most dysfunctional team in the industry. Just kidding... sort of. Seriously, we're excited to have you on board and can't wait to see what you bring to the table."
  5. "Welcome to the team! We're a bunch of misfits, but we're glad you're joining the circus. Just don't expect too much sanity or productivity."
  6. "You're officially part of the team! We're excited to have you join us on this wild adventure. Just remember, our team motto is 'work hard, play hard, and occasionally cry in the bathroom'."
  7. "Welcome to the team! We're a team of weirdos, and we're glad you're joining the party. Just don't expect too much normalcy around here."
  8. "You're now part of the team! We're excited to have you join us on this crazy journey. Just remember, our team values include 'laughter, tears, and the occasional existential crisis'."
  9. "Welcome to the team! We're a team of goofballs, and we're glad you're joining the fun. Just don't expect too much seriousness around here."
  10. "You're officially part of the team! We're excited to have you join us on this wild ride. Just remember, our team motto is 'we're not lazy, we're just conserving energy... for more important things, like Netflix and video games'."

Remember to keep the tone light-hearted and playful, and make sure the new team member has a sense of humor!