Funny news today

I've got some laughs for you! Here are some funny news stories from around the world:

  1. Cat cafe in Japan offers "cat therapy": A new cat cafe in Tokyo is offering "cat therapy" sessions, where customers can pay to play with cats and receive a "prescription" for stress relief. Because, let's be real, cats are the best therapy.
  2. Man tries to break world record for most hamburgers eaten in one sitting: A 32-year-old man in the US attempted to break the record for most hamburgers eaten in one sitting, but ended up vomiting after eating 21 burgers. Guess that's what they mean by "beefing up" your appetite!
  3. Dog gets stuck in cheese grater: A playful pup in the UK got its head stuck in a cheese grater while trying to get to some tasty cheese. Who can blame it, though? Cheese is the best!
  4. Woman sets Guinness World Record for longest fingernails ever recorded: A 60-year-old woman in the US has set a new record for the longest fingernails ever recorded, with a total length of 909.6 cm (358.5 in). That's a lot of nail polish!
  5. Man tries to pay for coffee with a chicken: A customer in the US attempted to pay for his coffee with a live chicken, claiming it was a "bartering system." The barista was not impressed, but the chicken seemed to enjoy the coffee shop atmosphere.
  6. Cat becomes mayor of a small town in Russia: A cat named "Masha" was elected mayor of a small town in Russia, with 50% of the vote. We're not sure what her platform was, but we're sure she's purr-fectly qualified for the job!
  7. Man sets world record for most t-shirts worn at once: A 25-year-old man in the US set a new record for most t-shirts worn at once, with a total of 257 shirts. We're not sure how he managed to breathe, but we're impressed by his dedication to fashion!

I hope these funny news stories brightened your day!