Funny news stories 2018

2018 was a wild year for news, and I've got some funny stories to share with you! Here are a few:

  1. The Great Pizza Heist: In February, a group of thieves in Italy stole a 2,000-pound pizza from a restaurant in Naples. The pizza, valued at $10,000, was meant to be served at a charity event. The thieves made off with the massive pie, leaving behind a trail of crumbs and a bunch of confused pizza lovers.
  2. Cat Burglar: In March, a mischievous cat in California was caught on camera stealing food from a neighbor's kitchen. The cat, named "Mittens," would sneak into the neighbor's house and snatch snacks, earning her the title of "feline thief."
  3. The World's Okayest Golfer: In April, a golfer in the UK took to the course and... well, let's just say he didn't exactly excel. The golfer, who remained anonymous, scored a whopping 257 on the par-72 course, earning him the title of "the world's okayest golfer."
  4. The Great Sock Conspiracy: In May, a group of students in the US discovered that their school was secretly hiding socks in the laundry room. The students, who dubbed it the "Sock Conspiracy," claimed that the school was hiding the socks to make them buy more.
  5. The World's Largest Fart: In June, a man in the US set the record for the world's largest fart, which measured in at 2.5 feet long. The man, who remained anonymous, claimed that he had been training for months to achieve the feat.
  6. The Mysterious Case of the Missing Donuts: In July, a group of donut enthusiasts in the US reported that a batch of donuts had gone missing from a local bakery. The case remained unsolved, but many suspected that the culprit was a sneaky donut thief.
  7. The World's Worst Driver: In August, a driver in the UK was caught on camera doing some... interesting... driving maneuvers. The driver, who remained anonymous, was seen weaving in and out of lanes, running red lights, and generally causing chaos on the road.
  8. The Great Chicken Nugget Heist: In September, a group of thieves in the US stole a truckload of chicken nuggets from a restaurant. The thieves made off with over 1,000 nuggets, leaving behind a trail of crumbs and a bunch of hungry customers.
  9. The World's Most Epic Prank War: In October, a group of friends in the US engaged in an epic prank war that lasted for weeks. The pranks included everything from filling a friend's car with balloons to replacing their shampoo with dish soap.
  10. The Mysterious Case of the Haunted Toaster: In November, a family in the US reported that their toaster had become haunted. The toaster, which had been working perfectly fine until then, began spitting out toast with strange messages and symbols on it. The family claimed that the toaster was possessed by the spirit of a former owner who had died in the house.

These are just a few of the many funny news stories from 2018. I hope they brought a smile to your face!