Funny new year text messages

Here are some funny New Year's text message ideas:

For friends:

  1. "Happy New Year! May your resolutions last longer than your hangover"
  2. "Wishing you a year as bright as your future (and as lit as your NYE party)"
  3. "New year, who dis? Just kidding, it's still me"
  4. "May the odds be ever in your favor... to stick to your diet this year"
  5. "Happy New Year! May your 2023 be filled with laughter, love, and fewer Netflix binges"

For family:

  1. "Happy New Year, fam! May our family resolutions be more successful than our attempts to cook a decent meal together"
  2. "Wishing you a year of love, laughter, and fewer arguments over who left the dishes in the sink"
  3. "May your 2023 be filled with joy, good health, and fewer 'I told you so's'"
  4. "Happy New Year! May our family traditions continue to bring us closer together (and not just because we're stuck in traffic)"
  5. "Wishing you a year of adventure, excitement, and fewer 'I'm bored' complaints"

For significant others:

  1. "Happy New Year, babe! May our love continue to grow stronger than our arguments over who left the cap off the toothpaste"
  2. "Wishing you a year of romance, adventure, and fewer 'I'm tired' excuses"
  3. "May your 2023 be filled with laughter, joy, and fewer 'I'm right, you're wrong' debates"
  4. "Happy New Year! May our love be the spark that ignites our passions (and not just our Netflix password)"
  5. "Wishing you a year of happiness, togetherness, and fewer 'I'm not sure if I love you' moments"

Remember to keep it light-hearted and playful, and don't forget to include a dash of humor and wit!