Funny new year text messages
Here are some funny New Year's text message ideas:
For friends:
- "Happy New Year! May your resolutions last longer than your hangover"
- "Wishing you a year as bright as your future (and as lit as your NYE party)"
- "New year, who dis? Just kidding, it's still me"
- "May the odds be ever in your favor... to stick to your diet this year"
- "Happy New Year! May your 2023 be filled with laughter, love, and fewer Netflix binges"
For family:
- "Happy New Year, fam! May our family resolutions be more successful than our attempts to cook a decent meal together"
- "Wishing you a year of love, laughter, and fewer arguments over who left the dishes in the sink"
- "May your 2023 be filled with joy, good health, and fewer 'I told you so's'"
- "Happy New Year! May our family traditions continue to bring us closer together (and not just because we're stuck in traffic)"
- "Wishing you a year of adventure, excitement, and fewer 'I'm bored' complaints"
For significant others:
- "Happy New Year, babe! May our love continue to grow stronger than our arguments over who left the cap off the toothpaste"
- "Wishing you a year of romance, adventure, and fewer 'I'm tired' excuses"
- "May your 2023 be filled with laughter, joy, and fewer 'I'm right, you're wrong' debates"
- "Happy New Year! May our love be the spark that ignites our passions (and not just our Netflix password)"
- "Wishing you a year of happiness, togetherness, and fewer 'I'm not sure if I love you' moments"
Remember to keep it light-hearted and playful, and don't forget to include a dash of humor and wit!