Funny new year quotes

Here are some funny New Year quotes to ring in the new year:

1. "I'm not making any resolutions this year. I'm just going to pretend it's 2022 and hope for the best."
2. "New Year, who dis?"
3. "I'm not saying I'm going to party like it's 1999, but I'm definitely going to party like it's 2023."
4. "I'm not making any promises, but I'm definitely going to try to be less terrible this year."
5. "I'm not saying I'm going to start going to the gym, but I'm definitely going to start going to the couch."
6. "I'm not making any resolutions, but I'm definitely going to try to eat more pizza."
7. "I'm not saying I'm going to start being more responsible, but I'm definitely going to start being more responsible... until February."
8. "I'm not making any promises, but I'm definitely going to try to be more productive... until I get distracted by cat videos."
9. "I'm not saying I'm going to start being more organized, but I'm definitely going to start being more organized... until I lose my planner."
10. "I'm not making any resolutions, but I'm definitely going to try to be more patient... until someone cuts me off in traffic."
11. "I'm not saying I'm going to start being more adventurous, but I'm definitely going to start being more adventurous... until I realize I'm scared of heights."
12. "I'm not making any promises, but I'm definitely going to try to be more positive... until something goes wrong."
13. "I'm not saying I'm going to start being more outgoing, but I'm definitely going to start being more outgoing... until I get nervous and hide behind my phone."
14. "I'm not making any resolutions, but I'm definitely going to try to be more creative... until I realize I'm not actually creative."
15. "I'm not saying I'm going to start being more spontaneous, but I'm definitely going to start being more spontaneous... until I realize I'm actually just procrastinating."

I hope these funny New Year quotes bring a smile to your face and help you ring in the new year with a sense of humor!