Funny new year poems

Here are some funny New Year's poems to help you ring in the new year with a smile:

1. The New Year's Resolution

I vow to eat less pizza, drink less beer, And exercise more, but only if it's clear That the couch is calling, and my belly's too, And I'll only run if there's a donut or two.

2. The New Year's Party

The clock strikes twelve, the champagne's poured, The party's rocking, and I'm feeling explored, I dance with strangers, and sing with glee, And hope that my hangover will be a breeze.

3. The New Year's Resolution (Again)

I promise to be more organized, more neat, To file my papers, and not leave them on the street, But first, I'll finish this Netflix show, And then I'll tackle my to-do list, don't you know.

4. The New Year's Wish

I wish for world peace, and an end to strife, For an extra hour in the day, and a lifetime supply of life, For a cure for procrastination, and a magic pill to make me thin, And for a year that's filled with laughter, and not a single sin.

5. The New Year's Reflection

As I look back on the year that's passed, I realize I've learned to laugh at my own aghast, I've mastered the art of making excuses too, And I've perfected the art of doing nothing, it's true.

6. The New Year's Toast

Here's to the new year, and all its cheer, May it bring us joy, and banish all fear, May our resolutions stick, and our goals be met, And may our hangovers be short, and our memories be set.

7. The New Year's Joke

Why did the New Year's resolution go to therapy? Because it was feeling a little "resolved"!

I hope these funny New Year's poems bring a smile to your face and help you ring in the new year with laughter and cheer!