Funny new week quotes

Here are some funny new week quotes to kick-start your week:

1. "Monday, you're on. I'm ready to adult... for the next 5 days."
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode. Like your phone, but without the notifications."
3. "New week, who dis? (Just me, still in PJs)"
4. "Monday motivation: Coffee, because adulting is hard."
5. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right. Happy Monday!"
6. "The only thing I'm looking forward to this week is the weekend... again."
7. "Monday morning: Where the only thing more exhausting than the day ahead is the coffee I need to get through it."
8. "I'm not late, I'm just fashionably delayed. Like, 10 minutes late."
9. "New week, new me... just kidding, same old me, but with a fresh cup of coffee."
10. "Monday, you're the worst. But I'll survive, because I have snacks."
11. "I'm not procrastinating, I'm just prioritizing my Netflix binge-watching schedule."
12. "The only thing I'm excited about this week is the possibility of a three-day weekend... in two weeks."
13. "Monday motivation: Remember, you're not a morning person, you're just a coffee person."
14. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on a break from being productive. Like, a permanent break."
15. "New week, new goals... to make it to Friday without losing my mind."

I hope these funny quotes bring a smile to your face and help you tackle the new week with a sense of humor!