Funny new month text messages

Here are some funny new month text messages you can send to your friends and family:

For a new month

• "Happy new month! May this month be better than the last one... or at least not as bad"
• "New month, who dis? Just kidding, it's still me"
• "New month, new me... just kidding, I'm still the same old me"

For a new month with a specific theme

• "Happy new month! May this month be the start of a new chapter in your life... or at least a new chapter in your Netflix show"
• "New month, new goals! May this month be the one where you finally learn to cook something other than ramen noodles"
• "Happy new month! May this month be the start of a new adventure... or at least a new adventure in your fantasy football league"

For a new month with a playful jab

• "Happy new month! May this month be the one where you finally get your life together... or at least get your laundry done"
• "New month, new excuses! May this month be the one where you finally stop saying 'I'll do it tomorrow'"
• "Happy new month! May this month be the one where you finally learn to adult... or at least learn to make a decent cup of coffee"

For a new month with a motivational message

• "Happy new month! May this month be the start of a new chapter in your life, filled with new opportunities and new challenges"
• "New month, new goals! May this month be the one where you push yourself to be your best self"
• "Happy new month! May this month be the one where you take control of your life and make it the best it can be"

Remember to keep your messages light-hearted and playful, and to tailor them to the personality and sense of humor of the person you're sending them to.