Funny new month text

Here are some funny new month text ideas:

1. "Happy new month! May this month be better than the last one... or at least not as terrible"
2. "New month, who dis? Same me, same struggles, same Netflix binge-watching habits"
3. "I hope this new month brings me more coffee, less stress, and a better understanding of adulting"
4. "New month, new me... just kidding, I'm still the same old me, but with a fresh new excuse for being late"
5. "May this new month bring us all a little bit of joy, a little bit of peace, and a lot of memes"
6. "New month, new goals... or at least new excuses for not achieving last month's goals"
7. "I'm not saying I'm excited for the new month, but I'm definitely not dreading it... yet"
8. "New month, new opportunities to procrastinate, new chances to eat an entire pizza by myself"
9. "May this new month be the start of something amazing... or at least the start of something that doesn't make me want to pull my hair out"
10. "New month, new me... just kidding, I'm still the same old me, but with a fresh new haircut"

Feel free to pick the one that best fits your humor and send it to your friends and family!