Funny new month sms

Here are some funny new month SMS ideas:

1. "Happy new month! May this month be better than the last one... or at least not as bad"
2. "New month, new me... just kidding, same old me, same old problems"
3. "May this month bring you more laughter, less stress, and a full bank account"
4. "New month, new goals... or at least new excuses for not achieving last month's goals"
5. "Happy new month! May your inbox be filled with good news and your fridge be filled with good food"
6. "May this month be the start of something amazing... or at least the start of something slightly less terrible"
7. "New month, new opportunities... or at least new opportunities to procrastinate"
8. "May this month bring you joy, peace, and a sense of accomplishment... or at least a sense of accomplishment at having made it through the month"
9. "Happy new month! May your calendar be filled with fun events and your to-do list be filled with nothing"
10. "New month, new me... just kidding, same old me, same old habits (but maybe I'll try to break a few of them this month)"

Feel free to pick the one that suits your style and send it to your friends and family!