Funny new month quotes

Here are some funny new month quotes to brighten up your day:

1. "Another month, another chance to pretend I'm an adult."
2. "I'm not saying I'm excited for the new month, but I'm not saying I'm not either."
3. "New month, who dis?"
4. "I'm not sure what's more exhausting, adulting or pretending to be a functioning adult."
5. "I'm not a morning person, but I'm willing to tolerate the new month if it means more coffee."
6. "I'm not saying I'm a procrastinator, but I'm definitely going to put off my goals until next month."
7. "New month, new me... said no one ever."
8. "I'm not sure what's more daunting, the new month or the fact that I still have to do laundry."
9. "I'm not saying I'm a failure, but I'm definitely going to set some new goals... next month."
10. "I'm not a planner, but I'm willing to make a to-do list... for next week."
11. "New month, new excuses for not having a social life."
12. "I'm not saying I'm a hoarder, but I'm definitely going to keep all my old receipts... just in case."
13. "I'm not sure what's more stressful, the new month or the fact that I still have to pay my bills."
14. "I'm not saying I'm a perfectionist, but I'm definitely going to set some unrealistic goals... again."
15. "New month, new opportunities to eat an entire pizza by myself."

I hope these funny new month quotes bring a smile to your face!