Funny happy new year sayings

Here are some funny Happy New Year sayings to ring in the new year:

  1. "May your resolutions be strong, but your excuses be stronger."
  2. "Happy New Year! May your calendar be filled with laughter, love, and Netflix binges."
  3. "Out with the old, in with the new... and a few old habits we're not ready to give up yet."
  4. "May your New Year be filled with champagne toasts, good vibes, and not too many hangovers."
  5. "Happy New Year! May your year be as bright as your Instagram filter."
  6. "May your resolutions be like your diet: strict for a week, then abandoned."
  7. "Happy New Year! May your year be filled with adventure, excitement, and not too many awkward family gatherings."
  8. "May your New Year be as fresh as a new pair of socks, and as exciting as a trip to the dentist."
  9. "Happy New Year! May your year be filled with laughter, love, and not too many arguments over who left the cap off the toothpaste."
  10. "May your resolutions be like your New Year's Eve party: loud, wild, and over by 2am."
  11. "Happy New Year! May your year be as bright as a disco ball, and as fun as a game of charades."
  12. "May your New Year be filled with good times, great friends, and not too many bad haircuts."
  13. "Happy New Year! May your year be as sweet as a slice of cake, and as satisfying as a good nap."
  14. "May your resolutions be like your favorite TV show: addictive, entertaining, and impossible to quit."
  15. "Happy New Year! May your year be filled with joy, laughter, and not too many embarrassing moments on social media."

I hope these funny Happy New Year sayings bring a smile to your face and help you ring in the new year with a laugh!