Funny current news

Here are some funny current news stories:

  1. Cat wins election in UK village: A cat named Winnie won a mock election in the UK village of Much Marcle, with 144 votes. The cat's campaign promises included "more catnip" and "more belly rubs."
  2. Man tries to pay for McDonald's with a chicken nugget: A man in Florida attempted to pay for his McDonald's meal with a chicken nugget. The cashier politely declined, saying, "I'm not sure that's a valid form of currency."
  3. Dog gets stuck in cheese grater: A dog in California got its head stuck in a cheese grater while trying to get to a piece of cheese. The dog's owner had to use a pair of pliers to free the dog.
  4. Man sets Guinness World Record for most hamburgers eaten in one sitting: Joey Chestnut ate 120 hamburgers in 8 minutes to set the record. He said, "I just love hamburgers."
  5. Woman finds $1 million in her backyard: A woman in California was digging in her backyard when she found a bag containing $1 million. She said, "I was just trying to plant some flowers, and then I found a million bucks!"
  6. Cat becomes internet sensation for 'talking' to owner: A cat named Socks has become an internet sensation for "talking" to its owner. The cat's owner claims that Socks is saying "I love you" and "good morning."
  7. Man tries to break world record for most t-shirts worn at once: A man in India wore 257 t-shirts at once to try and break the world record. He said, "I just wanted to see how many t-shirts I could wear."
  8. Dog gets stuck in a tree: A dog in Australia got stuck in a tree while chasing a squirrel. The dog's owner had to call a professional tree climber to rescue the dog.
  9. Man sets Guinness World Record for longest fingernails ever recorded: Shridhar Chillal from India has not cut his fingernails since 1952 and has a total length of 909.6 cm (358.5 in). He said, "I just got used to not cutting them."
  10. Cat becomes mayor of a small town in Japan: A cat named Lyra was elected as the mayor of a small town in Japan. The cat's campaign promises included "more catnip" and "more belly rubs."

These are just a few examples of funny current news stories. I hope they bring a smile to your face!