Funny birthday wishes for new friend

Here are some funny birthday wishes for a new friend:

1. "Happy birthday to my new BFF! May our friendship be as strong as our Netflix password sharing habits"
2. "On your special day, I want to remind you that you're not getting older, you're just leveling up in life. Happy birthday, new friend!"
3. "I'm so glad we met, because now I have someone to share my weird jokes with. Happy birthday, friend!"
4. "You're a-maize-ing! Happy birthday to my new friend, and may your day be as bright as your smile"
5. "I hope your birthday is as lit as our first hangout session. Happy birthday, new friend!"
6. "You're the mac to my cheese, the peanut butter to my jelly, the Merlot to my pizza night. Happy birthday, friend!"
7. "I'm not saying you're old, but I heard the birthday song and I thought it was a rerun. Just kidding, you're still young and fabulous! Happy birthday!"
8. "On your special day, I want to remind you that you're not getting older, you're just becoming more... seasoned. Like a fine wine. Or a moldy cheese. Either way, happy birthday!"
9. "I'm so glad we met, because now I have someone to share my love of dad jokes with. Happy birthday, friend!"
10. "You're the best thing since sliced bread, and I'm not just saying that because I'm a carb lover. Happy birthday, new friend!"

Remember, the most important thing is to be sincere and genuine in your birthday wishes. But if you want to add a little humor to the mix, these funny birthday wishes for a new friend might do the trick!