Funke akindele breaking news

I'm assuming you're referring to the popular Nigerian actress, Funke Akindele, and the "breaking news" is likely a humorous or satirical take on a fictional news story. Am I right?

If that's the case, I'd love to play along! What's the "breaking news" about Funke Akindele? Has she won an award? Is she launching a new project? Or perhaps she's been spotted in a funny situation?