Football transfer news no

No football transfer news!

But if you're interested, I can give you some fictional transfer news just for fun:

Breaking News

• Manchester United have signed a surprise deal to bring in Argentine superstar Lionel Messi from Barcelona for a whopping £150 million!
• Liverpool have completed the signing of French midfielder Paul Pogba from Juventus for £80 million, making him the club's most expensive signing ever!
• Chelsea have swooped in to sign Spanish striker Alvaro Morata from Juventus for £60 million, replacing Olivier Giroud as the club's new number one striker!
• Arsenal have made a shock move to sign Brazilian winger Neymar from Paris Saint-Germain for £100 million, ending his two-year stay in the French capital!

Of course, this is all just fictional news, but it's fun to imagine what could happen in the world of football transfers!