End times news headlines 2018

Here are some humorous and fictional "End Times" news headlines from 2018:

January

• "Nation in Chaos as Coffee Shops Run Out of Avocado Toast"
• "Experts Warn of Imminent Doom as Netflix Cancels 'The Office' for the 12th Time"

February

• "Scientists Discover Mysterious Hole in the Ozone Layer, Blame It on the Kardashians"
• "Panic Sets in as Amazon Raises Prime Shipping Time to 3-5 Business Days"

March

• "World Leaders Unite to Address Crisis of Overplayed Taylor Swift Songs"
• "NASA Confirms Existence of 'The Last Straw' as Earth's Final Resource"

April

• "Easter Sunday Brings Record-Breaking Number of Easter Egg Hunts, Apocalypse Delayed"
• "Experts Predict 'The Rapture' Will Occur When the Last Slice of Pizza is Consumed"

May

• "Scientists Discover Cure for Monday Blues, Immediately Lose Funding"
• "Nation in Shock as 'The Walking Dead' Finally Runs Out of Plot Twists"

June

• "Summer Solstice Brings Record-Breaking Heat, World Leaders Blame It on Climate Change"
• "Experts Warn of Imminent Doom as 'Game of Thrones' Finale Airs"

July

• "Nation in Crisis as 'The Office' Theme Song Gets Stuck in Everyone's Heads"
• "Scientists Discover 'The End of the World' is Actually Just a Really Long Traffic Jam"

August

• "Experts Predict 'The Apocalypse' Will Occur When the Last Ice Cream Truck Runs Out of Flavors"
• "Nation in Shock as 'The Bachelor' Finally Finds Love, World Leaders Blame It on the Power of Love"

September

• "Scientists Discover 'The End of the World' is Actually Just a Really Long Line at the DMV"
• "Experts Warn of Imminent Doom as 'The Kardashians' Get Their Own Reality Show"

October

• "Halloween Brings Record-Breaking Number of Costumes, Apocalypse Delayed"
• "Nation in Shock as 'The Walking Dead' Finally Runs Out of Zombies"

November

• "Thanksgiving Brings Record-Breaking Number of Turkey Comas, Apocalypse Delayed"
• "Experts Predict 'The Rapture' Will Occur When the Last Slice of Pumpkin Pie is Consumed"

December

• "Christmas Brings Record-Breaking Number of Gift Returns, Apocalypse Delayed"
• "Nation in Shock as 'The Office' Finally Runs Out of Memes"

Remember, these are just humorous and fictional headlines, and the end of the world is not actually nigh!