Eat my news

A playful phrase!

"Eat my news" is a humorous way of saying "Here's the news" or "Check out this news." It's often used in a lighthearted or sarcastic tone to grab someone's attention or to make a point.

For example, if someone says "Did you hear about the latest celebrity scandal?", you could respond with "Eat my news! I just saw it on social media!"

So, what's the news you want to share?