Describe what your crush looks like messenger news feed

ahem Okay, here's a possible description of my crush's appearance, as if I were posting it on my Messenger news feed:

"OMG, you guys! I just saw the most adorable person at the coffee shop and I'm still reeling from the cuteness overload! My crush has the most striking features - piercing brown eyes that seem to sparkle with kindness, a strong jawline that makes me weak in the knees, and a mop of messy brown hair that's just begging to be tousled. And don't even get me started on that charming smile - it's like the sun breaking through the clouds on a rainy day! I swear, I almost spilled my coffee all over the place just from gazing at him. Has anyone else ever had a crush that's just... chef's kiss??"